What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.