What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."