How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*