How do you keep an idiot busy for 3500 years?

Give them a bible

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.