What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...