What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.