Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.