Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )