Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni