Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni