How do you keep getting in here?

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?