How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.