How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.