Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.