Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.