Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.