Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Banner Jokes More Banner Jokes

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.