How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo