How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.