What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.