How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash