How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device