What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.