What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What should we call this giant advertising board?

Phil: A philboard Bill: I have a better idea

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.