How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.