How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.