Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.