Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.