What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.