What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.