Clean Finger Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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Your girlfriend.

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When other people put two fingers in his honey.

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I dunno, I just repost them.

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In the calf-ateria.

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.