How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

Theirs Jokes More Theirs Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often