What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.