What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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It is always an insecure line!

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

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A poultry-geist.

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They use Bootox.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals