Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Misunderstood Jokes More Misunderstood Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."