Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle