Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!