What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit