What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.