What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.