How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.