What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*