What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!