How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.