What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)