How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What is the deadliest bear?

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A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What actor touches every girl on set?

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!