How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."