Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.