Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.