What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.