What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.