What actor touches every girl on set?

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

David Cop Jokes More David Cop Jokes

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel