David Cop-a-feel
Annette.
She returned home with a red snapper.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
They were very impressed!
Bernadette!
Forty feet of track - all straight!
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
He touched the beaker before it was cool.
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
Matthew McConaug-hay
Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!