How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first