Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
You give her a test tickle.
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.