What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.