Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first