I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
He knew they were going to ice him.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
My zipper.
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
They both plat no more.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
A: Are you going out tonight
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
He lost his sense of humerus.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them .
Because it's inefficient!
Karma, Whores.
It's retarded.
