What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.