What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.