What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.