What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.