What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.