What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.