What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill