What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten