How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.