How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What does God call his nose?

God knows.