Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.