Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Weightlifter Jokes More Weightlifter Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea