How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash