How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.