What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Mello Yellow

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.