What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli