How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What triggers feminists?

Genders

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.