What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Oh na na, what's my name

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.