What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Car Mechanic Jokes More Car Mechanic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"