When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Drug Test Jokes More Drug Test Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"