When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"