When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest