How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant