How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.