How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)